Hellloooo Ladies!!

This photo is a version of "the look" that Tanner gives pretty girls. He has been doing this since he was itty bitty so it's not as if he learned it somewhere. We also found at an early age that he is a "boob man". As a baby he would always want my sister Stacey to hold him and he would nuzzle into her breasts. It was cute back then but now we have to stop him from doing it to anyone with large breasts. We can't have him going to kindergarten next year and trying this with his teacher.

One early morning we were sitting on the couch together and he reached over and cupped by boob. I pulled his hand away and asked what he was doing. Here is our conversation:

Tanner: "Mommy why do only girls have big boobies?"

Me: "Because that is how God made us. Girls have boobies and boys don't."

Tanner: "Well, I like 'em!"

Tanner: "Why do you wear that booby holder thing?"

Me: "So my boobs aren't all flippity floppity."

Tanner: "But I like when they are flippity floppity."

Oh dear! We are going to have to keep an eye on this kid.